More Celebrity than Chef

Its not about the cooking anymore. While Nigella makes love to her plump, ripe fruits and revels in the musk of her exotic spices, Rachael Ray is the girl-you-never-wanted next door.

But at least those two eat. Giada, they skinny Italian one, looks like a prop. Watch her show and notice the tight shots on her pots and hands. How would you know if she is really cooking? She feels inauthentic, prim and passionless, and yes, it because she's too skinny.