Lindsay Rides Again

How did you go from this cute, freckle-faced girl to a train wreck in such a short time?

Eleven days out of rehab and three weeks after her 21st birthday, Lindsay Lohan got popped by LA police again today for drunk driving. She was wearing her Fashion-Must-Have: an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

Why do all the rich celebrities in LA drive drunk? Are the chauffeurs on strike?

At least, unlike Mel Gibson, Lohan was too inebriated to call anyone "sugar tits," but we'll put this down to luck-by-extreme inebriation. Perhaps at some point, she switched bodies with Nick Nolte, who has been on excellent behavior lately.

Aw, just blame her dad.