Always an Usher, Never a Groom

I am only writing about the Usher wedding to use the above headline.

I have not seen any play on the "always a bridesmaid" adage in any of the accounts I read about Usher's "its-off!" , "no-its-done" wedding. Maybe the wordplay is too obvious, even for the rags that always use the obvious pun. (I'd better check the New York Post before I post.)

But since I mentioned the Usher wedding, I'll mention the other obvious point: the deck is stacked against them. If they're flip-flopping on the eve of their wedding when a couple should be the most in love, they don't stand a chance of success.

I hate to be so negative, but which "D" will be first? Delivery? or Divorce?