Saturday, September 15, 2007

Dogs: Obsessive, Compulsive and Proud

Dogs, by nature, are prone to obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD).

Who hasn't seen a dog circle a specific number of times before they sit? I don't know if vets diagnose OCD as a disease the way psychiatrists diagnose it in humans (or how people self-diagnose OCD and label their neighbors with OCD).

Dogs embrace their OCD. Their behaviors bother only their human caretakers, not them. I think dogs are comforted by their tics and quirks.

Meet Aimee. She is our five-year-old Yellow Lab and she is classic OCD. She paces in the elevator. She can only eat treats in her special spot. She licks obsessively. She licks her paw and then changes position slightly and licks some more.

The result: she she leaves a perfect ring of saliva on the rug. A crop circle so perfect, you and I couldn't have drawn it with a protractor. (Remember protractors, anyone?)

Maybe Aimee is just trying to tell us the UFOs have landed.

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10 Comments:

At September 29, 2008 1:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At September 29, 2008 1:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too. I have a friend who leaves a circle of saliva too.

 
At September 29, 2008 1:38 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ME TOO!!!

 
At September 29, 2008 1:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey asshole, don't be mean. Some people really do lick the floor in circles. Sometimes I do.

 
At September 29, 2008 9:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Sorry OCD is acting up

 
At September 29, 2008 10:04 PM , Anonymous Testen Robtar said...

Wait!!! WAIT!!!! WAIT ONE GODDAMN MINUTE, or two if you can.

If ALL dogs have OCD...then it wouldn't be OCD, cus OCD is a disorder...and if every dog has this behavior, then it's not a disorder.

Where does "rolfcopter" come from? Who started it?

 
At September 29, 2008 10:08 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have OCD I have to jerk it everyday at 6:33 PM

 
At September 29, 2008 10:10 PM , Anonymous Hagget Belchworth said...

Testen, what kind of a name is that? You suck.

 
At September 29, 2008 10:17 PM , Anonymous LOLCATZ CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER said...

LOLCATZ DONT HAVE OCD

 
At September 29, 2008 10:22 PM , Anonymous Batman said...

I'm the Batman

 

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